I just murdered my mom (2)

1 Name: matricider : 2017-12-05 07:07 ID:jPQ3oT+R [Del]

Hello guys I jjust murdered my mom, she was in the kitchen doing her own thing -the thing that all women should do- and I just felt this urge and I heard a voice in my head saying kill, kill, so I grabbed a knife and ran it across my mom's throat, now I feel really bad.. Please help, I hear sirens outside my apartment and the cops are coming after me, should I try to find a church or something? Is any of you willing to provide shelter? Please!

2 Name: Bad Cop, Good COp : 2017-12-05 08:58 ID:fAm+gX/B [Del]

Well, well, I think you are in trouble. You should've let her do the thing that every women do in the kitchen: play Candy Crush. Don't forget to ask Siri about where you can hide the body, as well as watch this video for more information:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8HtmFtGSQo

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