Seriously why do the fuckers want money for me buying something outside of my country? The fuck is it their business? Fuck! I already pay shipping. Fuck you! Just to check if there's explosives or drugs in it? And I! Am! Fucking! Paying! For! That? Get the fuck out! Out!

"We are going to help you, this is for your own good, but only if you pay us."

I feel your pain.

Of course I couldn't pay because backwards ass country and you can't pay by card. And now I have to pay for redelivery, too. I think it goes without saying that I'm quite royally pissed

This is when you invite the delivery guy, or girl, if you are lucky, for a drink, or two, or three, then take all their money. I am sure you will give it back, over time. You know, just for legality's sake.

Seriously though, once I had a girl delivering stuff, I was so happy, I wanted to invite her for a coffee and she ended up staying. They are very rare.

Hope this lightens your mood, even if it's just a tiny bit!