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1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-13 12:15 ID:8ZjUnoF4 [Del]

--> Come on Komfy Guys and Gals <--
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recordings of blindies having sex anyone? (48)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-30 16:59 ID:FANhMZET [Del]

I wonder if anyone actually has those and is willing to share. It would be fun to listen to how blind people are actually doing it.

39 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-04 06:54 ID:9IMI6E+u [Del]

How does one go ahead and use this archive? I found it but the files are in Warc format.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-04 14:34 ID:T2+N1GIB [Del]

Check here for the warc extractor: https://github.com/recrm/ArchiveTools/

Once the files are extracted, you will have to identify what is what, as the files do not have an extension, you can use this: http://www.optimasc.com/products/fileid/

41 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-08 16:29 ID:ym/xugm5 [Del]

Just wondering, how much stuff is actually in this archive? and how much of it is actually relevant to the topic. I only ask because I don't exactly have the time right now to go through the above process and look at every single individual file.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-12 16:19 ID:f5S6te9D [Del]

If you came here to ask, it means you are motivated enough to search for yourself. So do it, they gave you excellent instructions.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 07:04 ID:rohI57i/ [Del]

>>37Which other gems?

44 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 09:25 ID:bU5V9ZZe [Del]

I think there are solo "gems" recorded for a significant other, but nothing that was intended for public consumption. It's weird to hear that one of them is a menu voice for a game, while she is talking about vibrators in one of these recordings, and demonstrates one. The things people shared without realising the implications if this would ever become public is just astounding.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 09:56 ID:rohI57i/ [Del]

Yes, it certainly is. I wonder why people don't investigate the sites to where they upload these things. Another audio sharing site, which I won't name here, had the same problem. It had a feed with the most recent audios. Guess what, there was something like this there, for everyone to see.

46 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-29 07:38 ID:/yJbsb03 [Del]

Things have changed a bit.

To download the archive now, archive.org will not zip the warc files on the fly. This is problematic, because in part 1 alone, we have 700 files or more. here's a solution: https://github.com/jjjake/internetarchive
The identifier for the QAudio archive is: archiveteam-qaudio-archive-and a number from 1 to 7, like archiveteam-qaudio-archive-1. Pass this to the download function, as can be seen inth edocs, and you are good to go. It will take some time to download all 7 parts.

Then, you need to extract the downloaded warc files. See here for the script and documentation: https://github.com/recrm/ArchiveTools/
You can use: -dump content -output_path out
as switches.

Part 1 here had some tracebacks with the script, so I had to remove all cdx warcs: rm cdx

Then we get a directory structure like: archiveteam-qaudio-archive-1\out\q-audio.net\d\1040\index.a
Those index.a files need to be renamed. The directory warcextractor puts them in can be used as the filename, and this is easy to rename and put into the proper directory structure via brename: https://github.com/shenwei356/brename

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47 Name: weed forever : 2019-10-09 11:41 ID:/NFjzLgL [Del]

You might find this fun lol. It's a recording of a blind guy having sex but not as you think lmao. I guess the poor lad didn't find a suitable partner yet. http://anyaudio.net/listen?audio=6EiBljDl1kqTpr

48 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-08 08:16 ID:zcg7JMlY [Del]

The poor guy.

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Yo mama (3)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-14 06:34 ID:8hzt76NB [Del]

Yo mama is so fat that she doesn't need the internet. She's already world wide.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-08 05:55 ID:H/xqcPu7 [Del]

I'm sorry to disappoint you, Anonymous, but Internet is not worldwide since it's not available in my village yet.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-08 08:13 ID:r9rGZwZR [Del]

Or the other possibility is that your village is part of the internet, just the villagers do not know it yet.

Now I know where The Matrix came from.

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Dirty Jokes (2)

1 Name: Anon5250 : 2017-08-11 14:21 ID:gxfH/8Gl [Del]

So yeah post some hilarious dirty jokes here.
Here's one of my favorites:
What's thhe difference from a lesbian and a walrus?
One smells like fish and has a beard and the other one is a fucking walrus!

2 Name: dirty joke incoming : 2019-12-08 05:54 ID:ciBkVymX [Del]

Who connoisseurs colloidal suspension of sedimentary rock particles and clay in water? Sus domesticus does.

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What's your favorite element of the periodic table? (6)

1 Name: Exodia : 2017-08-10 03:43 ID:m+B9OKZO [Del]

I was just listening to that old song by Tom Lehrer called the elements. I will post a link in the link box so you can hear it too. Basically it's a really fast song that recites all the elements of the periodic table. That's what sparked me asking this. I'm actually curious to know, what is everyone's favorite element of the periodic table? Mine I think is cesium. If it is exposed to water, look out! Boom!

2 Name: Anon5250 : 2017-08-11 14:24 ID:9tfTS1Bf [Del]

Uranium!

3 Name: Exodia : 2017-08-11 17:16 ID:jI9nq06Z [Del]

Yikes! Due to it's radioactivity, that one gives me the heebie-jeebies. Especially with Donald Trump's newest obsession. He's talking bad about Korea as you probably know.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-13 13:54 ID:9FjWwVvJ [Del]

North korea was saying fuck that shit guys, let's fire at somewhere around japan. Guys, we're fucked.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-13 17:17 ID:B7Z8zRVJ [Del]

Helium!
When used in little quantities, it's funny.
When used in big quantities... well, look it up. Let's just say that it's a recommended method of putting someone to sleep.

6 Name: Mary Cure : 2019-12-08 05:49 ID:612/R7Z+ [Del]

Saturnium

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food (25)

1 Name: sandwich island : 2017-07-30 15:51 ID:fvks2BEn [Del]

hello. What do you people like to eat?

16 Name: 🌚 : 2017-07-30 16:36 ID:8e/EFbHj [Del]

That depends on your definition of being eaten.

17 Name: CookieMonster : 2017-07-30 16:40 ID:I8DSelt6 [Del]

Mmmm, poor girl. 😂

18 Name: MicroDude64 : 2017-07-30 16:46 ID:myS21gph [Del]

Meh. I'm not commenting further on this. I'll just leave it to the imagination.

19 Name: sandwich island : 2017-07-30 16:55 ID:fvks2BEn [Del]

or maybe she would like it if the person who ate her was good at it. I don't know

20 Name: BlackWidow : 2017-07-30 17:07 ID:I8DSelt6 [Del]

>>18 Lol! Please do, we are very interested!

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22 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-15 22:51 ID:tkAgaogA [Del]

honey mustard is pretty good, but wasabi mustard is amazing

23 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 07:28 ID:AjM0Nhhm [Del]

Yep, it is. I've seen wasabi mayo as well.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-18 04:36 ID:AjM0Nhhm [Del]

Okay, today I've seen and had mustard with oranges. Not my absolute favorite, but it wasn't too bad.

25 Name: Millenial : 2019-12-08 05:45 ID:uq8UeQ+F [Del]

I like eating ass

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what if? (3)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-01 11:59 ID:GH0TWyHe [Del]

I have a radical idea, I don't think this has been done anywhere yet. We have the source code, yes, we do. That's a big step forwards, everyone likes open source. But what if... the board itself had a capability to download all the data? Maybe it wouldn't be so useful over here but as a concept in general... it's briliant. People could download all the shit, and in case this board gets offline for some reason, they could just host their own copy with all the shit still in there.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-01 12:38 ID:T7ixZcQg [Del]

This is doable, but there are certain things, like the secret code which could potentially open up authenticity issues, as people can use it to post as an authentic user, once they brute force it.

Other than that, I am sure that the post data can be released, I'm hoping to see lots of valuable information posted here in the future. Anonimity makes people courageous, and they can open up more easily, especially because only their content will be judged.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-08 05:42 ID:VTbJXNYu [Del]

Since this textboard engine uses plain html files, there is no database to download. You can use a recursive webpage scraper (wget or browser addon, whatever suits you) to download all messages. This is a proof-of-concept board after all, no serious discussions are held and nothing of value to download from here. What am I even doing here replying to 2 year old threads?

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Spacechan (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-22 22:27 ID:uTRF6H15 [Del]

Friendly greetings from https://spacechan.xyz/b/

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A good website in a weary world welcomes people like yourself https://cow.vg/ or @Tor http://2ftgu27 (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-18 23:26 ID:2j63tDS8 [Del]

A good website in a weary world welcomes people like yourself https://cow.vg/ or @Tor http://2ftgu27lxmjmc3bjlqvzbn4gorx5yku3kylhbsn6g4ggum2e2jgcpoqd.onion/ Share the word, this is not spam but a special invitation to you. This invitation is unique and not many will get it, so rejoice. Our website is especially designed to help you tune into yourself, into your cow. Into the possibilities of milky delight that you will discover within you. Each time you visit our website you will understand more, and more will rise up within you in response. Visit our website, again and again. Visit alone, or with your cow. Try whatever appeals to you in the course of your visit and click something new! something different... each time. Then when you are comfortable with everything on our website use is as a wallpaper for your computer, let it become a part of your imagination, a part of you. The possibilities that this website will open are truly limitless.

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Confessions (16)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-11 05:50 ID:zc2iUsB1 [Del]

Hi,
First of all I apologise for this post, but I need to release my feelings in a private and anonimous way. Some people write a diary, but that would ultimately identify myself. I don't expect any reply, and if you delete this post I'll understand it.

To summarise, I feel I am a failure. True, cademically speaking I'm an average person, but apart from that I'm a failure. I don't know how to do the most basic domestic chores, and my logical thinking ability is deeply impaired (and no, it's not due to mental development problems).

I can't say I'm deppresed all the time, but I am most of it. I almost have no friends, and I know that I can't tell this to the few ones I have because they wouldn't take this seriously. They would say that what I should do is change, but I feel unable to do so. I don't know why. It's like a fricking vicious circle.

I've been contemplating suicide. I, of course, would like it to look like an accident, as I don't want my parents to worry. I have no guns at home. I've tried water intoxication, and I'm still alive. I got to the point where I had seizures, although I don't remember anything. I was taken to hospital, and they at first found sympthoms of hyponatremia (low levels of sodium) but then couldn't, and thought that they hadn't done the analisis correctly.

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7 Name: Erion!!/0BUFy7t : 2017-09-19 11:08 ID:2OFooD12 [Del]

I completely agree. That is why I recommended The Power of Now as well as The Untethered Soul. They really summarise this well, and move things into a completely different light.

All that focus that goes into the past and the future can be redirected to the now. You can do so much with one third of your focus, imagine what you can do with all three thirds.

On this note, I recommend the 3rd episode of Black Mirror, Series 1, called 'The Entire History of You.' A fascinating series on its own, but this episode is specifically focusing on the past, via a storage device for your brain.

8 Name: Brendan : 2017-09-19 12:54 ID:j9q73pS7 [Del]

Hi. the fact that you weren't successful in your suicide attempts tells me that your time isn't at hand yet.
I am going to tell you something someone told me once. You might not understand it now, but when the time is write, it will become clear

"Humans want answers. That is natural, but the answers you seek don't come with photographic evidence. they require that you believe in something that you can't see. That's why we call it faith, otherwise we'd call it proof."

9 Name: Anonymous777 : 2017-09-26 14:53 ID:NS79PAuz [Del]

Let me just tell you this:
You are not a failure, nor are you alone.
If you ever need a friend (who is lacking knowledge of domestic chores as well, I might add), I am always free to talk.

Best of luck and God bless!

10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-27 13:21 ID:FRZZBCcF [Del]

Hi,
I started reading "The Power of Now", as recommended by >>2 . I gave up after several chapters. See, energies vibrating at high freequencies and joining with the cosmos is not my thing. I honestly tried the techniques there for several minutes and couldn't feel anything. I might also add that I don't believe in these things, too.

11 Name: meditator : 2017-09-28 17:30 ID:Vo9r25Ot [Del]

I was a nonbeliever like you untill one day when I decided that I need a change in my life, I decided that I must find a reason for living and something to believe in or i'll go mad. Then the question arose... What should I believe in then? I knew the bible and it seemed just a collection of stories. Can I believe in it as it was written? clearly not because it was written by humans thus subjective. In my life then begun a fascinating journey through the religions that this earth had. I studied the quran extenssively, the tora and all the buddhist books I could find. At first all of them seemed like a piece of crap but then something crackled inside me and I realised that there is a very important thing that's shared by all of these beliefs. I then turned to science... I tried to understand how our universe works, what's the smallest particle that we know off, how did it all start? I believe that the vast universe that we see today begun from a single dot, billions of times smaller than the smallest grain of sand. All the things that you see today come from that dot. Just the sheer amount of energy used to create this much is incredible and yet it has been demonstrated that our universe, despite the logic, is expanding, galaxies are moving further from eachother. Only when you learn how to meditate you will begin to feel the energy. I can describe the feeling to you but that's not the point. As Einstein said to one of his teachers, the darkness can not be defined because it's only the absence of light, so it can not be studied. this is true for hate, which is only the absence of love, and evil when there's no good. So I say to you that desperation and self pity are just the absence of a belief, the absence of a path that you must choose and that you must search. Where it will lead you doesn't matter, the journey is important. but don't believe me... be angry at me! be angry and try to prove me wrong... start studying the matter don't just give it a quick thought and ignore it. Dive into it, try to search your own path, search your own answers to the questions that everyone must face in life... Who am I, who created me? Who or how was the universe created? When you will start to truly think and try to find answers to those questions your spiritual journey will begin.

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13 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-05 06:13 ID:FsFSc6x5 [Del]

Hi,
My situation has gotten worse, due to the fact that I told my friends, and some other things which I won't comment on. Meditation isn't helping. I mean, I started like three weeks ago (at the moment I'm just doing the simplest exercises, like focusing on my breath and counting the exhalations), and I just get relaxed, nothing more. What am I doing wrong?

14 Name: Erion : 2017-11-05 12:20 ID:/MLaPTI1 [Del]

Hello,

I am sad to hear that your situation got worse.

If you have some time, check out an application and a website, called Headspace. It's a very straightforward guided meditation program, which is not free, but their basic beginner program, which is 10 days, I believe, is. It will help you get started. It does not want you to visualise, believe in or imagine things.

On the note of telling friends, you were brave enough to share your issues, and who else would be the best audience to listen if not the people you consider friends? You've done the right thing.

Hope this helps!

15 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-06 05:52 ID:FsFSc6x5 [Del]

OK, this is not working AT ALL. I hadly ever get lost in my meditation sessions. There is an exercise in another course I'm following which states that I will have difficulties counting my exhalations from 1 to 21 and back, that I will get up to 3. Guess what, I never do, I do the exercise perfectly. I get so focussed on the exercise (and so relaxed, too) that I undermine the process of meditation. I can't let go and let the brain do the stuff it wants to. I got the Headspace App and got exactly the same results (I did 6 sessions in a row this night, I was having insomnia). So what can I do? Is this for me? Should I stick to traditional psychology (I'm seriously considering this option)?

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