Stupid jokes (14)

1 Name: Kumandan : 2017-07-30 18:26 ID:d0zI504u [Del]

The difference between shit and bullshit? Shit comes out of a person, the other one comes out of a bull.

5 Name: Kumandan : 2017-07-30 18:34 ID:d0zI504u [Del]

Screw you. With what? A screwdriver.

6 Name: Kumandan : 2017-07-30 18:38 ID:d0zI504u [Del]

Person in redspot:
Shat up
Me:
I did. Right in your mouth.

7 Name: Kumandan : 2017-08-02 12:08 ID:r3MHhQaq [Del]

All indi developers are from india.

8 Name: coffee mug : 2017-08-02 12:10 ID:BZ/br6CJ [Del]

a man walked into a bar. Ouch! It was a metal bar

9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-02 12:34 ID:Ge+NyKgv [Del]

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

10 Name: MicroDude64 : 2017-08-02 18:03 ID:LDWSIdBe [Del]

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. “You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend. “That’s amazing!” Mary replied, “So have Tom and I. We’re thinking of going to a sex therapist”, said Linda. “Oh, we could never do that! We’d be too embarrassed!”, responded Mary. “But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?”
Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again. “So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?”, Mary asked. “Things couldn’t be better!” Linda exclaimed. “We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it’s better than it’s ever been!”
With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. “I’m afraid there is nothing I can do for you,” he said. “But doctor,” Mary complained, “you did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can’t you give us some help? Any help at all?” “Well, OK,” the doctor answered. “On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios.”

11 Name: kumandan : 2017-08-10 20:26 ID:gXZ+eTNK [Del]

How to make tea the easy way?
Heat up the iced tea.

12 Name: kumandan : 2017-08-10 20:28 ID:gXZ+eTNK [Del]

How to make tea the easy way?
Heat up the iced tea

13 Name: kumandan : 2018-09-15 20:00 ID:rH7eahk8 [Del]

Person: I don't find this kind.
Me: Perhaps you weren't looking for it enough.

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help (4)

1 Name: Tainting Diminishment : 2022-03-23 02:05 ID:cnJdMiqy [Del]

can i, learn, programmign here

2 Name: Loyal Prestige : 2022-03-23 04:01 ID:YlFPD4ZN [Del]

I am sure there are people here who know how to code. Whether they'd be up for teaching you is a different story.

I would elaborate on this a bit more, e.g. what purpose would you like to learn to code for, for what operating system, etc. You might get a reply from someone.

3 Name: Charmed Salt : 2022-07-14 00:43 ID:JZkwp2sz [Del]

I actually found this website when looking for examples of messageboards, since I was interested in making one of my own. Too bad I don't know a thing of Perl.

4 Name: Taxed Sacks : 2022-07-14 06:31 ID:Q5W86VQA [Del]

Ah, you don't need to know Perl to run something like this. Just clone this (https://github.com/Flameborn/Kiramoji) repository, and look at the instal instructions. It should be easy to follow, if not, please let us know.

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heh (1)

1 Name: Contained Nail : 2022-05-21 00:40 ID:KDPQYVog [Del]

i read thru yer feelings already.

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New textboard (1)

1 Name: Luring Devil : 2022-05-05 19:46 ID:di3wniUN [Del]

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! (10)

1 Name: The Kiramoji Team : 2017-12-24 04:51 ID:VOrJC3Aw [Del]

Hi all,

We, the Kiramoji team, would like to wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!

Thank you for being with us and making this as awesome as it is!

Cheers!

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-27 16:04 ID:9i3Gh8zN [Del]

Hi,
A big thanks goes to you, >>1, for creating this anonimous forum. I enjoy posting whatever I like (within certain limits, of course), without having to reveal my identity, without the hassle of registration. I hope this forum lasts for long. Oh, and that we get more people, too.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2018-06-01 12:43 ID:ijHz7cCJ [Del]

Good luck to you all.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2018-06-08 07:07 ID:MUrjL6Ed [Del]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

5 Name: Anonymous : 2018-06-08 07:07 ID:MUrjL6Ed [Del]

happy new year!

6 Name: Sculpting Sickness : 2021-12-24 08:29 ID:RkSW+Ngt [Del]

It's that time of year yet again. Time flies fast.

Festive holidays everyone!

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10 Name: Accidental Virtue : 2022-02-09 08:36 ID:zWDYWwTe [Del]

sdvsdvsdv

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ByteChan .onion textboard (2)

1 Name: Wet Insanities : 2021-10-09 19:21 ID:ldqTzNRg [Del]

2 Name: Violent Quakes : 2022-01-05 22:25 ID:MNRbH9hz [Del]

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I have a question (2)

1 Name: Bill : 2021-11-09 05:49 ID:zFnXZhyl [Del]

Are you accepting advertising on your site?

2 Name: Uncertain Palisade : 2021-11-10 10:24 ID:E6n+UxnG [Del]

The short answer is no. Although this is not in the rules, but Kiramoji is meant to be a community, mostly without advertising. I say mostly, because we have accepted links previously where the owner did not post it for commercial gain.

Although we cannot check the validity of each link, the obvious spam or scam links will be removed, including buying email addresses.

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Custom Jobs (2)

1 Name: Royal Heiden : 2021-09-30 10:36 ID:y3vJ6MHC [Del]

Hello,

My name is Johan, I am a PHP programmer that specializes in data driven web applications.

Anything related to PHP, MySQL, Data scraping etc.

If you have any custom jobs you can add me on skype to discuss your requirements.

Skype: cmsdevelopers

Regards,
Johan

2 Name: Shaken Ring : 2022-02-08 02:10 ID:Heaven [Del]

I need some custom types of jobs. Preferably hand jobs and blow jobs.

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Anyone play Tabletop RPG's Around here? (4)

1 Name: dorkyBlindy : 2018-06-04 03:01 ID:yUFtUK8+ [Del]

Subject says it all, do any of you folks play tabletop RPG's via Skype or other places? Particularly D&D 4th Edition or Star Wars Revised.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2018-06-05 16:26 ID:Wdi+l7BY [Del]

I haven't been playing for ages, but it would be awesome to find an active group, even if I have to relearn the rules, haha.

I used to play a custom one in high school, I wish we had my character still, but it got obliterated by a demon fire mage.

3 Name: Bridged Weight : 2021-07-28 03:49 ID:GMfmgUZ4 [Del]

I play D&D5 and Star Wars (in Spanish). There is an English group called Knights of the Braille which hosts games and such. I'm on that group but I don't talk much, and I don't play due to... well, two campaings are enough for me.

4 Name: simp_le_fromage : 2021-09-02 16:21 ID:v+D3vkFn [Del]

Powered by the Apocalypse games!

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Operation Based Chinman (5)

1 Name: Based Chinman : 2021-05-07 16:08 ID:tiOLNQCL [Del]

Gab is making it more difficult to archive/make fun of them, if you don't have an account there. So I made one at @BasedChinman, to honor the legendary Chinman board memes (@Chinman was already taken).
And to make it the most "free speech" Ameriba account possible, I've decided to make it public, using the TempMail "nobigib451@dghetian.com" as the email and Chinmans chatch phrase "IWillMakeThemLoveMe" as the password.
So gl, have fun and let's see how long Chinman is allowed to "speak freely".😂

2 Name: Based Chinman : 2021-05-18 12:44 ID:rB7y2bU+ [Del]

After a few days I returned to the shithole to fine my second post was never sent and that I've been following 15 accounts without even knowing about it, five of which I couldn't even unfollow, so I thought I'd capture a screenshot, showing what kinds of accounts Gab makes you follow by default.

https://gab.com/BasedChinman/posts/106257171594191961

3 Name: Drained Meteors : 2021-05-22 02:45 ID:KYJRc9KL [Del]

Haha I'm glad you did this. Honestly it is what I expected. What a stupid bunch of idiots.

4 Name: Based Chinman : 2021-05-22 17:29 ID:RGMQ9wh0 [Del]

Thanks for the support, even though at this point they are probably a better parody of themselves than anyone from the outside can be. People were making a big deal out of the orange man social network and than it ended up being a stupid little blog, where he still mostly copes about "totally winning that election", while almost everyone else (even on that side) moved on already, except Gab, where they still worship him.
And to be completely honest, I didn't even really hate him, looking at it from outside of the US, I saw him as a bit of an idiot, but not the evil being, everyone was trying to make him out to be, but than after he lost, he made all the wrong decision on every step of the way and to this day just keeps destroying his reputation and career options - if there even is anything left there for him to destroy.

5 Name: Based Chinman : 2021-07-04 17:15 ID:oXU6Gudm [Del]

Just a quick update, if you want to have some fun breaking Gab, setting a gif as your profile picture is a good place to start. Tried with the shared account mentioned in this thread, the code of that site really is something. 😄

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