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Never accept an invitation to Labyrinth. https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7td60m/never_accept_an_invitation_to_labyrinth/

Here is a story referenced at the end of The Black Library (it could be thought as a kind of prequel) posted by >>1.
Pig Iron: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/49fnuk/pig_iron/

The Willow Tree's Gifts https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/8tqm8j/the_willow_trees_gifts/

The Old Man Down the Road https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/8v8exw/the_old_man_down_the_road/

This is Creepy Pasta, which has similar stories. I am posting it here, because it's very well written and fits the genre, excuse the topic violation. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/8yrcv4/go_with_the_light/

This is also very nice.
You’re Going to Notice a Woman in your Home, You Must Ignore Her. : https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/9v5r4m/youre_going_to_notice_a_woman_in_your_home_you/

I found a Strange Slot Machine in Atlantic City https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/9we4qm/i_found_a_strange_slot_machine_in_atlantic_city/

Don't Answer the Door https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/9w9e43/dont_answer_the_door/

"Don't answer the door" was removed a week ago. Anyone got a summary?

That's sad. It was about a guy who, as a kid, had a mysterious man visit them, and every single member of his family just accepted him as a friend. Later on, it turned out that the guy was an alien, and if they disturbed him or questioned him, he turned violent and destroyed everything in sight.

By the way, The Old Man Down the Road is sadly no longer available, it was a great story.

I’ve often wondered what goes into a hot dog. Now I know and I wish I didn't: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/9zddw9/ive_often_wondered_what_goes_into_a_hot_dog_now_i/

Donald Trump

Screw you. With what? A screwdriver.

Person in redspot:
Shat up
Me:
I did. Right in your mouth.

All indi developers are from india.

a man walked into a bar. Ouch! It was a metal bar

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. “You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend. “That’s amazing!” Mary replied, “So have Tom and I. We’re thinking of going to a sex therapist”, said Linda. “Oh, we could never do that! We’d be too embarrassed!”, responded Mary. “But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?”
Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again. “So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?”, Mary asked. “Things couldn’t be better!” Linda exclaimed. “We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it’s better than it’s ever been!”
With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. “I’m afraid there is nothing I can do for you,” he said. “But doctor,” Mary complained, “you did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can’t you give us some help? Any help at all?” “Well, OK,” the doctor answered. “On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios.”

How to make tea the easy way?
Heat up the iced tea.

How to make tea the easy way?
Heat up the iced tea

Person: I don't find this kind.
Me: Perhaps you weren't looking for it enough.

OK, thanks for your recomendation. I'll go step by step, as I prefer to get things done rather than fighting with a system first. So I'll go with Antergos first, and then upgrade to an almost pure (talking) Arch system.

Any time. Let us know if you need more help!

Hi,
So I finally settled on Talking Arch, because I disliked Antergos (I can't recall why exactly).
But now I've got a somewhat irritating problem. My terminal window (the Virtual Console) doesn't want to scroll, and Shift + pgup and Shift + pgdn don't work.
Any ideas why?
Thanks!

I'm not sur since I don't use Arch I probably have something different. It could be something in the VC settings or the window manager settings. In the mean time if the console won't scroll down to show new input (as opposed to not scrolling up), you can usually enter terminal only session with ctrl+alt+[f1-f6]. Return to the default GUI session with ctrl+alt+f7

I have no GUI at the moment, no window applications, display manager or desktop environment. Just virtual consoles.

Debian.

Debian indeed.

I personally like the Arch Way (https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php?title=The_Arch_Way&redirect=no), and you will hardly find a better, and more consistent operating system that you can customise the way you like.

It needs to be said, however, that Arch is a bit tricky to run as a server, but it's definitely doable.

As a desktop, or a home server it certainly works.

I would not recommend Debian. While it is good and stable, it's ancient, its packages are really lagging behind, and 99% of the time, when you wish to install software, you need to add an external PPA. I do not find this acceptable in 2018.

Arch's community, package manager, not to mention its wiki is unmatched.

But isn't Debian rock solid stable but like really, really, really outdated?