recordings of blindies having sex anyone? (53)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-30 16:59 ID:FANhMZET [Del]

I wonder if anyone actually has those and is willing to share. It would be fun to listen to how blind people are actually doing it.

44 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 09:25 ID:bU5V9ZZe [Del]

I think there are solo "gems" recorded for a significant other, but nothing that was intended for public consumption. It's weird to hear that one of them is a menu voice for a game, while she is talking about vibrators in one of these recordings, and demonstrates one. The things people shared without realising the implications if this would ever become public is just astounding.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 09:56 ID:rohI57i/ [Del]

Yes, it certainly is. I wonder why people don't investigate the sites to where they upload these things. Another audio sharing site, which I won't name here, had the same problem. It had a feed with the most recent audios. Guess what, there was something like this there, for everyone to see.

46 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-29 07:38 ID:/yJbsb03 [Del]

Things have changed a bit.

To download the archive now, will not zip the warc files on the fly. This is problematic, because in part 1 alone, we have 700 files or more. here's a solution:
The identifier for the QAudio archive is: archiveteam-qaudio-archive-and a number from 1 to 7, like archiveteam-qaudio-archive-1. Pass this to the download function, as can be seen inth edocs, and you are good to go. It will take some time to download all 7 parts.

Then, you need to extract the downloaded warc files. See here for the script and documentation:
You can use: -dump content -output_path out
as switches.

Part 1 here had some tracebacks with the script, so I had to remove all cdx warcs: rm cdx

Then we get a directory structure like: archiveteam-qaudio-archive-1\out\\d\1040\index.a
Those index.a files need to be renamed. The directory warcextractor puts them in can be used as the filename, and this is easy to rename and put into the proper directory structure via brename:

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47 Name: weed forever : 2019-10-09 11:41 ID:/NFjzLgL [Del]

You might find this fun lol. It's a recording of a blind guy having sex but not as you think lmao. I guess the poor lad didn't find a suitable partner yet.

48 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-08 08:16 ID:zcg7JMlY [Del]

The poor guy.

49 Name: mikolysz : 2022-08-12 17:04 ID:BGWrdpWo [Del]

I was pointed to this thread after I made a downloader for the qAudio archive. For now, you need to be able to use the command line. See here

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Hi! (5)

1 Name: Tressa Mattos : 2022-10-26 20:10 ID:9NpNh2pM [Del]


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3 Name: Crucifying Steam : 2023-03-27 21:27 ID:R79iZXXD [Del]

yoooooooo yoooo

4 Name: Bound Pear : 2023-03-28 11:57 ID:JMQ8Bh4X [Del]

I lost

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Error opening thread pages (4)

1 Name: Cunning Mange : 2023-01-03 18:00 ID:0J+rIhy4 [Del]

I installed Kiramoji with nginx and FastCGI, and everything works, except for opening thread pages. "Entire thread", "Last 50 posts", etc., they all send me to link.tld/ and give me a 404.


location ~* \.(pl|py|cgi)$ { 
# Disable gzip (it makes scripts feel slower since they have to complete
# before getting gzipped)
gzip off;

# Set the root to /usr/lib (inside this location this means that we are
# giving access to the files under /usr/lib/cgi-bin)
#root /usr/lib;

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2 Name: Crewed Treat : 2023-01-04 02:25 ID:k9bPhzxO [Del]

I am not familiar with Nginx, but this sounds like parameters are not passed properly, at least the way they are expected.

Nginx should be able to display the CGI environment, so you can check what's missing.

Remember to regenerate files through if you modify your Nginx config, because the generated links are dependent on the CGI environment.

3 Name: Cunning Mange : 2023-01-07 18:12 ID:0J+rIhy4 [Del]

I did regenerate them! But, very well then. I guess I'll look into the parameters.

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Hi how are you? (17)

1 Name: anonimeow : 2017-08-08 06:17 ID:CpF1MK9a [Del]

OK how about I give you like a $5 tip?

8 Name: Truthful Oat : 2023-01-16 04:36 ID:cgyIHZUp [Del]

Please pay your developers!!

9 Name: Truthful Oats : 2023-01-16 04:36 ID:cgyIHZUp [Del]

I am no oat.

10 Name: Spattered Rider : 2023-02-27 07:48 ID:+5Cwouwj [Del]

Not getting enough sleep for two weeks now.

11 Name: Braided Quandary : 2023-02-27 10:51 ID:py4isvtD [Del]

Same. Sleep schedules are hard to fix.

12 Name: Meditating Obstacle : 2023-02-28 07:04 ID:624taMOu [Del]

I haven't had what someone would consider a sleep schedule for about two years now. I have been just passing out for a couple of hours at a time whenever I'm physically at my limit and unable to just lay down and comfortably sleep.

13 Name: Dimmed Entanglement : 2023-03-02 04:26 ID:J4MYbr1l [Del]

>>12 I guess I don't feel bad about messing mine up now.

I'm just trying to imagine how I would deal with something like this and quite honestly it sounds pretty inconvenient to say the least. It would really interfere with daily activities.

14 Name: Spattered Rider : 2023-03-10 06:45 ID:+5Cwouwj [Del]

I guess it's a good thing I'm a fucking loser NEET with no life.

15 Name: Flickering Swines : 2023-03-10 09:10 ID:iqCxHr9d [Del]

>>13 Nah, coping with it doesn't make you a loser. And your life is much better than no life at all. You are good.

16 Name: Flickering Swine : 2023-03-10 09:12 ID:iqCxHr9d [Del]

Oops, previous post was for >>14.

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Happy holidays everyone! (10)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-24 02:50 ID:zPskPrXJ [Del]

Happy holidays to all of you! Here's to a better year and even more interesting stories!

Stay safe!

2 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-31 10:43 ID:JfPV9C0q [Del]

Bye bye 2020.

3 Name: noone : 2021-01-03 16:21 ID:gBViI+qe [Del]

yup just checking out the board

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8 Name: Unholy Cottage : 2022-12-24 20:35 ID:wc9mxTSf [Del]

That's a Merry Christmas.

9 Name: Kindled Sufferings : 2022-12-25 02:28 ID:hh3rhOy9 [Del]

And to you and everyone else! Stay warm!

10 Name: Emancipating Valley : 2022-12-28 06:46 ID:2wimqX+f [Del]

Not hard considering the weather in here.

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Kiramoji Update (16)

1 Name: Buried Wavinesses : 2021-03-23 15:47 ID:m091IvXx [Del]

Hey people,

We have been working on a small bugfix update. Nothing major, but hopefully tiny things that will make it a bit more pleasant to use the board behind the scenes, mainly:

  • As suggested, anonymous is boring when you don't specify a nick/name. So now, we make up one for you. (hint for users, the names are similar, but not quite the same.) If anyone's familiar with Dwarf Fortress, you may recognize these.
  • Internally renamed the project from Kareha to Kiramoji (Yep, took us about 3 years, but we've done it!). The footer link now also points to the Git source, feel free to fork and contribute. This is v3.2, in case anyone cares.
  • Fixes for the dice roller (haven't you invited your DND friends yet?)
  • Pagination now uses a 1-based system (it does not make any sense to go from page 0, right?)
  • Anything else forgotten... but then again, it was probably not that important if I did.

Cheers and keep the messages coming!

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7 Name: Speaking Glen : 2021-03-29 23:59 ID:Pw3h9pab [Del]

You should add a flood detected feature, like Wakaba has.

8 Name: Naming Nests : 2021-03-30 02:41 ID:ZrAF7xnC [Del]

That's a great idea!

Unfortunately, I am not finding a lot of info on how flood detection is supposed to work. Would it do more than, say, rate limiting via a web server?

My current stance on this is that I'd rather outsource this to a web server, since current implementations, for example in Nginx, Caddy or Apache are quite reliable and they are a lot more customizable than what we could implement. But as always, I can be convinced ☺️

9 Name: Clashed Slop : 2021-03-31 20:43 ID:2bVhCVEj [Del]

No, it should be done by the software and web server independent. Almost all imageboard and textboard software have this feature. It's just based on IP addresses and how long since the IP's last post.

10 Name: Twinkling Dents : 2022-07-31 16:40 ID:XhJbZrGQ [Del]

Ah, I see what you mean. Something like requiring a poster to wait a minute before posting again.

IP addresses are something we'd like to rely on less than other similar boards, for privacy reasons, so this feature might not be ideal. It's certainly doable of course.

11 Name: Twinkling Dent : 2022-07-31 16:47 ID:XhJbZrGQ [Del]

A few more things as you might have figured based on the changed version number. Special thanks to for "flooding" us with reports 😻:

  • Fixed malformed URLs in the RSS feed
  • Speaking of feeds, we now support Atom the same way we support RSS
  • Unicode characters are now displayed properly when previewing a post
  • Keyboard focus and ARIA improvements for screen reader and keyboard users
  • An example Caddyfile for Caddy v2
  • Other minor bug fixes and improvements (like forgetting to increase the version number before publishing a new release). Fun times!

As always, the exact code that powers this site can be obtained from


12 Name: Corrupting Lucidity : 2022-08-02 21:31 ID:SQtIcNaM [Del]

Nice idea to add a preview option to use before posting. This is very useful when we're trying to use special markup stuff that we don't know if will work or not, or when we're writting a long post that may end up full of typos and bad formatting.

I've always wished that other engines like Vichan had stuff like this.

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does anyone have an interest in chiptune archives? (2)

1 Name: Superior Unholiness : 2021-08-31 16:30 ID:MqSmLVx+ [Del]

this is an archive of four years of working and always growing. I wanted to revive things like the piston collage, as well as collect chiptunes that noone ever talks about, like pc98 music and wonderswan music.

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I just murdered my mom (6)

1 Name: matricider : 2017-12-05 07:07 ID:jPQ3oT+R [Del]

Hello guys I jjust murdered my mom, she was in the kitchen doing her own thing -the thing that all women should do- and I just felt this urge and I heard a voice in my head saying kill, kill, so I grabbed a knife and ran it across my mom's throat, now I feel really bad.. Please help, I hear sirens outside my apartment and the cops are coming after me, should I try to find a church or something? Is any of you willing to provide shelter? Please!

2 Name: Bad Cop, Good COp : 2017-12-05 08:58 ID:fAm+gX/B [Del]

Well, well, I think you are in trouble. You should've let her do the thing that every women do in the kitchen: play Candy Crush. Don't forget to ask Siri about where you can hide the body, as well as watch this video for more information:

3 Name: another matricider : 2022-07-09 18:05 ID:z0h//ohe [Del]

Don't worry, OP. I'm here to protect you.

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The best of /r/nosleep (63)

1 Name: Erion : 2017-07-31 08:47 ID:GOOQmuFL [Del]

This is from

For anyone not familiar with these, nosleeps are horror stories written as if they were true.

Here are a few which I found exceptionally good. Post any that you deem worthy!


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55 Name: Swaying Seasons : 2021-04-10 02:43 ID:Fo+y9GQ6 [Del]

56 Name: Dumped Rage : 2021-04-15 02:39 ID:GJQgcpEy [Del]

57 Name: Swaying Seasons : 2021-04-15 02:49 ID:GJQgcpEy [Del]

My Father Went on the Radio and Gave Machete Wielding Killers our Home Address (please disregard the title, it's terrible):

58 Name: Planning Tornado : 2021-09-05 06:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

>best of plebbit

there can be no best in a pile of dung.

59 Name: Remarkable Worship : 2021-09-06 23:46 ID:FK/2Zthy [Del]

I hate normmit too, anyone else very cool like myself?

60 Name: Connecting Abatement : 2021-11-08 12:04 ID:Heaven [Del]


>anyone else an insufferable faggot like myself?


61 Name: Unthinkable Lips : 2021-12-18 08:36 ID:btZN1fkb [Del]

Let's put this back on track, shall we? This time, a newspaper story in 20 parts and a spinoff subreddit (yes, just llike the hotel rooms posted here):
There's a strange newspaper that is only delivered at midnight:

62 Name: Unthinkable Lips : 2021-12-18 10:25 ID:btZN1fkb [Del]

I just graduated from medical school, and my new hospital has some strange rules:

63 Name: Scoured Warnings : 2022-08-08 05:28 ID:9R4NzMmD [Del]

My plane landed at an airport that doesn’t exist. I’m never giving up my seat for cash again.:

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Wonderful job! (1)

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