recordings of blindies having sex anyone? (49)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-30 16:59 ID:FANhMZET [Del]

I wonder if anyone actually has those and is willing to share. It would be fun to listen to how blind people are actually doing it.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-04 14:34 ID:T2+N1GIB [Del]

Check here for the warc extractor: https://github.com/recrm/ArchiveTools/

Once the files are extracted, you will have to identify what is what, as the files do not have an extension, you can use this: http://www.optimasc.com/products/fileid/

41 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-08 16:29 ID:ym/xugm5 [Del]

Just wondering, how much stuff is actually in this archive? and how much of it is actually relevant to the topic. I only ask because I don't exactly have the time right now to go through the above process and look at every single individual file.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-12 16:19 ID:f5S6te9D [Del]

If you came here to ask, it means you are motivated enough to search for yourself. So do it, they gave you excellent instructions.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 07:04 ID:rohI57i/ [Del]

>>37Which other gems?

44 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 09:25 ID:bU5V9ZZe [Del]

I think there are solo "gems" recorded for a significant other, but nothing that was intended for public consumption. It's weird to hear that one of them is a menu voice for a game, while she is talking about vibrators in one of these recordings, and demonstrates one. The things people shared without realising the implications if this would ever become public is just astounding.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 09:56 ID:rohI57i/ [Del]

Yes, it certainly is. I wonder why people don't investigate the sites to where they upload these things. Another audio sharing site, which I won't name here, had the same problem. It had a feed with the most recent audios. Guess what, there was something like this there, for everyone to see.

46 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-29 07:38 ID:/yJbsb03 [Del]

Things have changed a bit.

To download the archive now, archive.org will not zip the warc files on the fly. This is problematic, because in part 1 alone, we have 700 files or more. here's a solution: https://github.com/jjjake/internetarchive
The identifier for the QAudio archive is: archiveteam-qaudio-archive-and a number from 1 to 7, like archiveteam-qaudio-archive-1. Pass this to the download function, as can be seen inth edocs, and you are good to go. It will take some time to download all 7 parts.

Then, you need to extract the downloaded warc files. See here for the script and documentation: https://github.com/recrm/ArchiveTools/
You can use: -dump content -output_path out
as switches.

Part 1 here had some tracebacks with the script, so I had to remove all cdx warcs: rm cdx

Then we get a directory structure like: archiveteam-qaudio-archive-1\out\q-audio.net\d\1040\index.a
Those index.a files need to be renamed. The directory warcextractor puts them in can be used as the filename, and this is easy to rename and put into the proper directory structure via brename: https://github.com/shenwei356/brename

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47 Name: weed forever : 2019-10-09 11:41 ID:/NFjzLgL [Del]

You might find this fun lol. It's a recording of a blind guy having sex but not as you think lmao. I guess the poor lad didn't find a suitable partner yet. http://anyaudio.net/listen?audio=6EiBljDl1kqTpr

48 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-08 08:16 ID:zcg7JMlY [Del]

The poor guy.

49 Name: mikolysz : 2022-08-12 17:04 ID:BGWrdpWo [Del]

I was pointed to this thread after I made a downloader for the qAudio archive. For now, you need to be able to use the command line. See here https://github.com/mikolysz/qadl

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The best of /r/nosleep (63)

1 Name: Erion : 2017-07-31 08:47 ID:GOOQmuFL [Del]

This is from https://reddit.com/r/nosleep

For anyone not familiar with these, nosleeps are horror stories written as if they were true.

Here are a few which I found exceptionally good. Post any that you deem worthy!

Enjoy!

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55 Name: Swaying Seasons : 2021-04-10 02:43 ID:Fo+y9GQ6 [Del]

56 Name: Dumped Rage : 2021-04-15 02:39 ID:GJQgcpEy [Del]

57 Name: Swaying Seasons : 2021-04-15 02:49 ID:GJQgcpEy [Del]

My Father Went on the Radio and Gave Machete Wielding Killers our Home Address (please disregard the title, it's terrible): https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/bpcwah/my_father_went_on_the_radio_and_gave_machete/

58 Name: Planning Tornado : 2021-09-05 06:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

>best of plebbit

there can be no best in a pile of dung.

59 Name: Remarkable Worship : 2021-09-06 23:46 ID:FK/2Zthy [Del]

I hate normmit too, anyone else very cool like myself?

60 Name: Connecting Abatement : 2021-11-08 12:04 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>59

>anyone else an insufferable faggot like myself?

ftfy

61 Name: Unthinkable Lips : 2021-12-18 08:36 ID:btZN1fkb [Del]

Let's put this back on track, shall we? This time, a newspaper story in 20 parts and a spinoff subreddit (yes, just llike the hotel rooms posted here):
There's a strange newspaper that is only delivered at midnight: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/isonev/theres_a_strange_newspaper_thats_only_delivered/

62 Name: Unthinkable Lips : 2021-12-18 10:25 ID:btZN1fkb [Del]

I just graduated from medical school, and my new hospital has some strange rules: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/dj5fgp/i_just_graduated_from_medical_school_and_my_new/

63 Name: Scoured Warnings : 2022-08-08 05:28 ID:9R4NzMmD [Del]

My plane landed at an airport that doesn’t exist. I’m never giving up my seat for cash again.: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/whzm5o/my_plane_landed_at_an_airport_that_doesnt_exist/

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Kiramoji Update (12)

1 Name: Buried Wavinesses : 2021-03-23 15:47 ID:m091IvXx [Del]

Hey people,

We have been working on a small bugfix update. Nothing major, but hopefully tiny things that will make it a bit more pleasant to use the board behind the scenes, mainly:

  • As suggested, anonymous is boring when you don't specify a nick/name. So now, we make up one for you. (hint for Ding.ga users, the names are similar, but not quite the same.) If anyone's familiar with Dwarf Fortress, you may recognize these.
  • Internally renamed the project from Kareha to Kiramoji (Yep, took us about 3 years, but we've done it!). The footer link now also points to the Git source, feel free to fork and contribute. This is v3.2, in case anyone cares.
  • Fixes for the dice roller (haven't you invited your DND friends yet?)
  • Pagination now uses a 1-based system (it does not make any sense to go from page 0, right?)
  • Anything else forgotten... but then again, it was probably not that important if I did.

Cheers and keep the messages coming!

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3 Name: Naming Nest : 2021-03-24 13:21 ID:ZrAF7xnC [Del]

That's a great idea. I'm thinking we could have something like one drawing board per thread. Not sure if anyone is interested, but the potential is definitely there.

4 Name: The Canine : 2021-03-24 14:01 ID:N0ivr+2r [Del]

Glad you share my enthusiasm, although I don't think we need that many of them as most threads here are no longer active. The best option in my opinion would be to have one art thread, connected to the drawing place where people could come together and plan the drawing.
If you're concerned about the drawing space and limitations, I think it would be better to figure out how to make theis one canvas bigger and offer more colors to choose from, rather than dividing it into smaller canvased connected to specific threads.

The main question still is if the staff would be willing to dedicate even more of their time to trying out my silly ideas, that might not even work in the end.

5 Name: Naming Nest : 2021-03-26 11:41 ID:ZrAF7xnC [Del]

Makes sense. In that case, I think it should suffice to start a thread here, say the first poster could link to https://place.chetbox.com/, so no modifications would be required. Unless you meant it in a different way, which is also entirely possible ☺️

6 Name: The Canine : 2021-03-26 15:22 ID:n2GkPngD [Del]

Yes, that is the simplest solution, but that is the main instance of the game, so it already has some creations from elsewhere on there and is not something linked to this board. But there probably isn't enough people here interested, to fill an entirely new canvas anyway. 🤔

7 Name: Speaking Glen : 2021-03-29 23:59 ID:Pw3h9pab [Del]

>>1
You should add a flood detected feature, like Wakaba has.

8 Name: Naming Nests : 2021-03-30 02:41 ID:ZrAF7xnC [Del]

That's a great idea!

Unfortunately, I am not finding a lot of info on how flood detection is supposed to work. Would it do more than, say, rate limiting via a web server?

My current stance on this is that I'd rather outsource this to a web server, since current implementations, for example in Nginx, Caddy or Apache are quite reliable and they are a lot more customizable than what we could implement. But as always, I can be convinced ☺️

9 Name: Clashed Slop : 2021-03-31 20:43 ID:2bVhCVEj [Del]

>>8
No, it should be done by the software and web server independent. Almost all imageboard and textboard software have this feature. It's just based on IP addresses and how long since the IP's last post.

10 Name: Twinkling Dents : 2022-07-31 16:40 ID:XhJbZrGQ [Del]

Ah, I see what you mean. Something like requiring a poster to wait a minute before posting again.

IP addresses are something we'd like to rely on less than other similar boards, for privacy reasons, so this feature might not be ideal. It's certainly doable of course.

11 Name: Twinkling Dent : 2022-07-31 16:47 ID:XhJbZrGQ [Del]

A few more things as you might have figured based on the changed version number. Special thanks to https://github.com/Junku for "flooding" us with reports 😻:

  • Fixed malformed URLs in the RSS feed
  • Speaking of feeds, we now support Atom the same way we support RSS
  • Unicode characters are now displayed properly when previewing a post
  • Keyboard focus and ARIA improvements for screen reader and keyboard users
  • An example Caddyfile for Caddy v2
  • Other minor bug fixes and improvements (like forgetting to increase the version number before publishing a new release). Fun times!

As always, the exact code that powers this site can be obtained from https://github.com/Flameborn/Kiramoji

Enjoy!

12 Name: Corrupting Lucidity : 2022-08-02 21:31 ID:SQtIcNaM [Del]

Nice idea to add a preview option to use before posting. This is very useful when we're trying to use special markup stuff that we don't know if will work or not, or when we're writting a long post that may end up full of typos and bad formatting.

I've always wished that other engines like Vichan had stuff like this.

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Tonight, I‘m working on modding my NIntendo Wii (10)

1 Name: Whole Nut : 2022-07-22 18:48 ID:A+/igTLB [Del]

Hard to believe but you can get one now for about 15 GBP delivered in the UK. I got a lovely black one -- a real bargain. I've got the flu so I'm working to mod it for homebrew and to load ISOs from a USB stick.

Wish me luck!

2 Name: Buttoned Line : 2022-07-22 19:22 ID:8YGT7eLB [Del]

Is OP an intelligent bot post?

3 Name: Whole Nut : 2022-07-23 02:34 ID:A+/igTLB [Del]

I'm reasonably sure I have less intelligence than your average bot does. So I'll say "no".

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5 Name: Bright Trust : 2022-07-24 02:00 ID:nZQOYz2W [Del]

Wow, that's awesome to read.

I've always wanted to try one, there are still some incredible games out there for it to this day.

Good luck!

6 Name: Whole Nut : 2022-07-24 06:17 ID:A+/igTLB [Del]

Thanks! All went quite smoothly following www.wii.guide, which is one of the best tutorials I've ever seen. Very clear and easy to follow.

Only downside: it only supports up to 32GB in the front SD slot -- I had to use a microSD-to-USB adaptor to use my 256GB SD card to load games.

7 Name: Whole Nut : 2022-07-24 06:19 ID:A+/igTLB [Del]

Another great thing about it is that consoles now are so cheap: you can get a good condition one in the UK with accessories for about £25. Well worth a go if you ever wanted to play any Wii games.

Don't forget to buy a component cable if your TV has component -- much better picture and the cable is about £5.

8 Name: Bright Trust : 2022-07-24 08:23 ID:nZQOYz2W [Del]

Congrats!

I will likely have to import it from the UK then, it's crazy how prices change.

256 GB should be good enough for a few weeks 😀

9 Name: Whole Nut : 2022-07-24 17:29 ID:A+/igTLB [Del]

I'm sure you'll get a Wii equally cheaply wherever you are. Check out local ads for them. AliExpress will sell you a component cable for a few bucks delivered if you can't find one on your local eBay.

256GB should be just about enough... probably :D

10 Name: Bright Trust : 2022-07-26 06:07 ID:nZQOYz2W [Del]

You are right. Not 15 pounds, but almost. This is crazy. I'm seriously thinking about picking one up.

Do you know if there are mods to run Gamecube games, I heard those were officially compatible.

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For István, Nothing Is Impossible! (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-01 16:29 ID:W8j6BOqO [Del]

For Istvan, nothing is impossible. He invented that word so that he could distinguish things that he could do from things that the others could not.

  • Istvan does not crash into obstacles. They crash into Istvan, so that they might kneel before Him.
  • Wikipedia does not contain all that is known, merely what Istvan knows... But let's be honest: That's basically the same thing.
  • When Istvan was a child, he slid up bannisters.
  • There is a reason the Earth does not stop spinning: Istvan isn't done spinning it yet.

Have you heard of anything else?

2 Name: István : 2017-08-01 18:49 ID:jjPPL+Pg [Del]

Nothing is impossible, because i am creatine. It lets me work my muscles and i wrote poem about it. i vill translate later. Creatine heals me and it vill you. Use it and let me know if you need help. Love and let me know if need help! Thank you!

3 Name: Chuck Norris : 2019-12-08 05:43 ID:bntNGTj+ [Del]

Chuck Norris > István

4 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-08 08:11 ID:+Gqo92pr [Del]

You mean the other way around? Lol.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-26 19:05 ID:GY3wBjFF [Del]

Joci, Prince of Gypsies > István?

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Stupid jokes (14)

1 Name: Kumandan : 2017-07-30 18:26 ID:d0zI504u [Del]

The difference between shit and bullshit? Shit comes out of a person, the other one comes out of a bull.

5 Name: Kumandan : 2017-07-30 18:34 ID:d0zI504u [Del]

Screw you. With what? A screwdriver.

6 Name: Kumandan : 2017-07-30 18:38 ID:d0zI504u [Del]

Person in redspot:
Shat up
Me:
I did. Right in your mouth.

7 Name: Kumandan : 2017-08-02 12:08 ID:r3MHhQaq [Del]

All indi developers are from india.

8 Name: coffee mug : 2017-08-02 12:10 ID:BZ/br6CJ [Del]

a man walked into a bar. Ouch! It was a metal bar

9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-02 12:34 ID:Ge+NyKgv [Del]

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

10 Name: MicroDude64 : 2017-08-02 18:03 ID:LDWSIdBe [Del]

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. “You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend. “That’s amazing!” Mary replied, “So have Tom and I. We’re thinking of going to a sex therapist”, said Linda. “Oh, we could never do that! We’d be too embarrassed!”, responded Mary. “But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?”
Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again. “So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?”, Mary asked. “Things couldn’t be better!” Linda exclaimed. “We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it’s better than it’s ever been!”
With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. “I’m afraid there is nothing I can do for you,” he said. “But doctor,” Mary complained, “you did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can’t you give us some help? Any help at all?” “Well, OK,” the doctor answered. “On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios.”

11 Name: kumandan : 2017-08-10 20:26 ID:gXZ+eTNK [Del]

How to make tea the easy way?
Heat up the iced tea.

12 Name: kumandan : 2017-08-10 20:28 ID:gXZ+eTNK [Del]

How to make tea the easy way?
Heat up the iced tea

13 Name: kumandan : 2018-09-15 20:00 ID:rH7eahk8 [Del]

Person: I don't find this kind.
Me: Perhaps you weren't looking for it enough.

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Spacechan (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-22 22:27 ID:uTRF6H15 [Del]

Friendly greetings from https://spacechan.xyz/b/

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6 Name: Flowery Jailer : 2022-07-15 10:15 ID:v49PvuPG [Del]

I might have checked the wrong checkbox when deleting spam. If the author of post 3 of this thread didn't post spam, I'm sorry for deleting it. If they remember its content too, please post it again. (Yes, post 4 and 5 were spam, in case you were curious).

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help (4)

1 Name: Tainting Diminishment : 2022-03-23 02:05 ID:cnJdMiqy [Del]

can i, learn, programmign here

2 Name: Loyal Prestige : 2022-03-23 04:01 ID:YlFPD4ZN [Del]

I am sure there are people here who know how to code. Whether they'd be up for teaching you is a different story.

I would elaborate on this a bit more, e.g. what purpose would you like to learn to code for, for what operating system, etc. You might get a reply from someone.

3 Name: Charmed Salt : 2022-07-14 00:43 ID:JZkwp2sz [Del]

I actually found this website when looking for examples of messageboards, since I was interested in making one of my own. Too bad I don't know a thing of Perl.

4 Name: Taxed Sacks : 2022-07-14 06:31 ID:Q5W86VQA [Del]

Ah, you don't need to know Perl to run something like this. Just clone this (https://github.com/Flameborn/Kiramoji) repository, and look at the instal instructions. It should be easy to follow, if not, please let us know.

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I just murdered my mom (5)

1 Name: matricider : 2017-12-05 07:07 ID:jPQ3oT+R [Del]

Hello guys I jjust murdered my mom, she was in the kitchen doing her own thing -the thing that all women should do- and I just felt this urge and I heard a voice in my head saying kill, kill, so I grabbed a knife and ran it across my mom's throat, now I feel really bad.. Please help, I hear sirens outside my apartment and the cops are coming after me, should I try to find a church or something? Is any of you willing to provide shelter? Please!

2 Name: Bad Cop, Good COp : 2017-12-05 08:58 ID:fAm+gX/B [Del]

Well, well, I think you are in trouble. You should've let her do the thing that every women do in the kitchen: play Candy Crush. Don't forget to ask Siri about where you can hide the body, as well as watch this video for more information:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8HtmFtGSQo

3 Name: another matricider : 2022-07-09 18:05 ID:z0h//ohe [Del]

Don't worry, OP. I'm here to protect you.

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